Mike: "Uh oh uh oh uh oh."
Me: "What?"
Mike: "It's sliding."
Me: "What, the sheet?"
Mike: "No, whatever's in my lap."
Me: "That's Trixie" (as I move her for fear he might try to crush her again)
Mike: "No the rabbit or the hamster..."
Me: "No, she's a DOG."
(Mike grabs his flashlight and starts looking in his lap and around his legs.)
Me: "NOW what?!"
Mike: "I don't know!"
Later, when I'm just about finally in a deep sleep......
Mike: *pokes Mandi in the side of the head* "It's yellow."
Can I just say....? AAARRRRGGGHHHHH! Between him and the kitten I'm getting majorly irritable from sleep deprivation!
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