My Own Sleep Talkin' Man

I've recently discovered this hilarious and awesome blog called "Sleep Talkin' Man." A British wife posts all the crazy things her husband says in his sleep. Well, I have my own sleep talker husband! So I've decided to start chronicling his nonsense.

January 25, 2010
...Starts pulling on my blanket."
Mandi: "Stop that."
Mike: "Hey you." [with a finger pointed in the air.]
Mandi: "Lay down, go to sleep, and don't say 'hey you', it's rude."
Mike: "Do you want it or not?"
Mandi: "Want what?"
Mike: "Sound."
Mandi: "I do not want sound."
Mike: "Well if anyone else wants it, it's right...over...there." [reaches over me to point in the corner by the bed, there's a panda that actually does make noise there.]

January 27, 2010
...I pull myself up to roll over on my other side.
Mike: "Mmm, you look like you want sex. Do you want it?"
Mandi: "No."
Mike: "Oh." [lays down and goes back to sleep.]

As you can see, this is what my nights consist of. That, and snoring.